Pools Are For Swimsuits

Someone just forwarded me the internet page that has pictures from the Star Tribune's vitamn fashion show at the Calhoun Beach Club. At the time I was bummed that I couldn't attend because the last time it was like a swimsuit competition sponsored by our company. That means the publisher should be sitting front and center. But after looking at the pictures, I'm glad I didn't go. None of these chicks are that hot (this one is the best) and only one of them is wearing a swimsuit top. This is totally something for my wife and her friends, not me. I hope this isn't what's being printed in our free paper or we're going to have to increase the budget for give aways again.

Vitamn: Swimsuit Edition

You've gotta check out the newest edition of our paper's freebie, Vitamn. It's full of models in swimsuits. I'd have to say that my favorite is the dark haired girl in the blue bikini. Man, she is hot. She's even hotter than the super tan chick with the short dress on. Did you know we're sponsoring swimsuit shows at the Calhoun Beach Club? That's where these pictures were taken. Yeah, Calhoun isn't top notch, but still, hanging out by a pool and getting front row seats to watch swimsuit models kicks ass. Being a publisher isn't all work all the time.

The new issue also an article about a new bar downtown. A whole paper of drinks and models in swimsuits. Why aren't we charging for this? There's even a column on sex! I'm going to talk to some people and see if we can't get moved over to the Tribune side.